Welcome to Perfect Chaos. My name is Stacie D. Wyatt. I am a published poet and writer. I review books and products. I also host giveaways.
I also have two kids: 15years old and a 4 year old. My oldest is Autistic/ADHD and my youngest is global developmentally delayed with autism, sensory processing disorder, creatine deficiencies, and static encephalopathy.
I enjoy writing about the ups and downs of parenting two differently-abled children.
I thought of this today, after Kalen said a cuss word: STOP
because he climbed on top of my rubbermaids (2 bins high) and I removed him
from his tower. Sometimes, my kids say words, which boils my insides. So, here
is a collection of words, which irritate me and why.
Stacie, Kalen, and Brad
me Lone (Alone):I change your diapers. Still have to bathe you because
you refuse to use soap. I have to loop your belt and zip your pants. Give you
your medicine and deal with your teachers.I have to patch holes in the walls and replace plastic mattress covers
every other month. Wash your sheets and regular mattress covers every other day
because you found a way to pee past the covers, both plastic and regular.
Therefore, I will not leave you alone, dear boy, I will not leave you alone. Until
you start pooping on the potty and smelling Axe Fresh on your own, I will not
leave you alone.
want that: Dearest child, I
do not care if you want this or that. You will take your medications. You will
shower. You will eat this dinner, I grudgingly prepared just for you, because
you just ate less than an hour ago. You will get on the damn bus. Sometimes, I
don’t care what you want, provided it is a necessity.
I am your mother. I wash your smelly butt. Drag you to the doctor. Get up early
to put you on the bus. Have to chase you down to put on deodorant and your body
spray. I have to watch you take your meds because you will spit them out. I
suffer though ARD/IEP meetings, text messages, and phone calls from Spring ISD.
I am not your bitch. You will get spanked for calling me or any other woman
Brad: Why: Negro, you have a limited vocabulary and I am
not going to waste time, explaining in explicit detail, WHY, only for you to
ask me WHY again. WHY? Because I said so. Because you can get hurt. Because you
have no other options but to do what I say NOW.
Kalen: Mine:This may or may not belong to you. This is also a fighting word between you and
your cousin, Sariyah. Mine, No Mine, Mine, Mine.Stacie is just going to take it away and put
it up, until yall stop arguing.
Kalen: Ewwwwwand Boobooo: Good words, but this
usually means you or your brother done pooped on the floor or smeared poop
somewhere. Yay me.
Good word but this means, I have to change your filthy diapers because you
refuse to poo on the pot. I also can smell what your butt is cooking lol.
Word, you picked up from the yellow devil his self: Sponge Bob Stupid pants.
Really means you are trying to be sarcastic and your mother is one of the reigning
queens of sarcasm. Really? Sit your butt down somewhere and learn a different
Kalen: NO: Good word, but see STOP. He sometimes
says no after he is doing something, he shouldn’t be doing and I have to stop
Note: I decided to add this blog post to the book, I'm working on.